Welcom to Life in Agnew Valley, Feff World's very own never-ending saga on the Web. Each chapter blends the basic story elements of suspense, drama, romance, and sex along with a generous twist of Feff. Come join the lives of Simon and Rose Sijanowski, a young newly-wed couple who come to Agnew Valley in hope of a better life, as they go through adventure after adventure in their new home town. Every chapter is guaranteed to end leaving the reader in great suspense as a cheap ploy to hold your interest just long enough until I write the next chapter. So jump in your battle-ship gray Buick Skylark, and head east, because the next stop is Agnew Valley - "A Refuge From the `Effete Snobs' of Society.