Gouverneur Morris: "It is in the national spirit...I anticipate the day when to command respect in the remotest regions it will be sufficient to say, 'I am a Mudpuppy.'"
Queen Elizabeth I: "I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a Mudpuppy...."
Patrick Henry: "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me Mudpuppies, or give me death!"
Woodrow Wilson: "The world must be made safe for Mudpuppies."
Winston Churchill: "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and Mudpuppies."
Stephen Douglas: "Leave the Mudpuppies free to do as they please...."
Lloyd Bentsen (to Sen. Dan Quayle): "Senator, I served with a Mudpuppy. I knew a Mudpuppy. A Mudpuppy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Mudpuppy."
King Edward VIII: "I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility...without the help and support of the Mudpuppy I love."
General Douglas MacArthur: "Old Mudpuppies never die; they just fade away."
Abraham Lincoln: "With malice toward none, and charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in...to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all Mudpuppies."
John F. Kennedy: "All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words Ich bin ein Mudpuppy."
Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr.: "I have a dream that my four little Mudpuppies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
Susan B. Anthony: "It was we, the Mudpuppies; not we, the white male citizens...."
Malcolm X: "I have never advocated any violence....But I think the Mudpuppy in this country...will be more justified when he stands up and starts to protect himself, no matter how many necks he has to break and heads he has to crack."
William Jennings Bryan: "You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of Mudpuppies."