The Race For President

Refusing to tell him what is inside, the custom agent grabs one of your gym bags, and tries to rip it from your grasp. As he tries to free it from your grip, the bags tears open, and money flies all over the place. The agent then takes possession of all your gym bags, and holds you in custody.

While your partner is half way to Tahiti with his share of the money, you get a hefty jail sentence laid on you. But on the bright side, it is one of those minimum security white-collar prisons where you can play golf, and watch cable television all day. In fact, it's about three steps up from the way you lived before. As for the money, it was sent back to your lawyer who took it, along with the rest of your aunt's money, and gave it to her favorite charity, The Association for Retired Monster Truck Drivers.

While in jail, you get a postcard from your partner in Tahiti. He says he is doing great, and he has a plan on how he can get you out of prison. Wisely, you rip up the postcard, and throw it in the garbage.

THE END

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