The Race For President

As the limo pulls out of the parking lot, you run and jump on the hood, banging on the windshield to try and get the driver to stop. The driver slams on the brakes, but since the brakes don't work, the limo goes crashing into the car in front of it. You go flying in the air, bouncing on about five cars until you finally land hard on the asphalt. The last thing you remember is Elizabeth Dole and a bunch of orphans crying as they carry you off on a stretcher into an ambulance. It was quite an unfortunate way to die, but at least you did save all those innocent people. And maybe now you can be reunited with your Aunt Methyl, and thank her for all the money she left you.

THE END

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