Thinking with your head, and not your heart, you decide to abandon your quest for the presidency, and take the job at the law firm. And it is not long before you realize that the decision was a good one.
You fit right in at the law firm, and you realize that you wasted all your talents the whole first half of your life at those countless supermarket and fast-food jobs. You are really getting use to life in the fast lane. You drive around in expensive sports cars, and it seems like there is a different party every night at one of your rich co-worker's large house.
You hear from your old lawyer/campaign manager, and he tells you that he gave all of your aunt's money to her favorite charity, The Association for Retired Palm Readers. The call from your lawyer, makes you think a little bit about your future. You think it would be nice to settle down, get married, and have a family. And hey, maybe one of your kids will grow up and become president the right way.
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