The Race For President

For the first time in your life, you make a mature, sensible decision. You realize that becoming president may be little more than a pipe dream, and your future is more important. Whether Bob Dole wins or loses, for once in you life you will have a job where you're not required to wear a name-tag. Speaker Gingrich was a little disappointed, but not too upset. You helped him prove that, no matter how frightening it sounds, Americans still like him, and now whoever becomes president will have to curtail to him to an extent. And as for the rest of your aunt's money, let's just say that it will make a lot of retired midget professional wrestlers very happy.

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