After your campaign manager makes a few phone calls, he buys the 8:00-8:30 PM time-spot on CBS for you. He figures that would be the best bet, since not many people would care if they missed The Nanny.
You are relatively relaxed during the taping, helped by the fact that there are very few people in the studio. You start going over all your political beliefs, even using a few visual aides, and everything is going pretty smoothly. However, you eventually reach a point where you have nothing else to say about your politics, yet you have nearly fifteen minutes of air-time left. To fill in the gap you start free-styling a little comic routine, telling offensive ethnic jokes. When you are all finished, you go bring the tape to Perot to show him, but he is busy, and he say he trusts you.
On Monday at about 8:45 PM, your political career ends. The country is shocked over your vastly non-politically correct jokes. When Perot sees your little performance, he immediately drops you as his candidate. Since your quest for the presidency is prematurely ended, all your aunt's money is taken away from you and given to her favorite charity, The Association for Retired Carnival Ride Operators. But all hope is not lost, you sent the tape of your show to the owners of a few Las Vegas night clubs, and a couple have already called back saying they were interested.
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