The Race For President
"Wait a minute Mr. Gingrich." You blurt out just as you were about to leave the bathroom.
"What do you want now?" Replies the Speaker of the House.
"I have an unlimited supply of money, and I'm gonna run for president."
"Well, I wish you the best of luck."
"But I have a problem."
"I want to run as a Republican, but Bob Dole has already won the nomination. Is there any thing we can do, to, you know, eliminate him?"
"You are crazy... but you have money, and I think you'll make a good president."
"So what do you suggest?"
"Ever consider running as an independent?"
"No, the thought never really crossed my mind."
"Well I think that's your best bet."
"Sure, third parties are all the craze now. In fact, if you run as an independent, I'll even be your running mate."
"That's cool, but I'm still a little bit unsure. It may be easier to just go back and try and kill Bob Dole again. I'm gonna have to think about this one."
If you decide to go back and try and kill Bob Dole again,
If you decide to take Newt Gingrich's advice, and run with him as an independent,