Welcome to the Weekly Whack. Each week I, Douglas "Feff" Palermo, serve up a new batch of home-grown humor with a generous side order of tongue-in-cheek wit. Basically I just sit down in front of a computer for an hour each week, and write whatever happens to be on my mind. Call it a cyber-soap-box, but I just like to think of it as a spit valve for the brain. Whether they make you laugh or make you cry, all Whacks are guaranteed to keep you regular. So sit back, relax, and lend me your ears each week. Everybody deserves a little Feff in their lives.

December 7, 1997 The Cancer November 30, 1997 - Barbershop Quartet November 9, 1997 - Time, Music, and Conspiracies November 9, 1997 - Existentialism, Sega, and Michael Winslow November 9, 1997 - My Journal, and Myself October 5, 1997 - Bad Aim September 29, 1997 - The Wrong Track September 22, 1997 - Got Milk September 15, 1997 - Poetry is Bunk September 8, 1997 - Analyze This September 1, 1997 - Complete One-Eighty August 17, 1997 - Flying Cars August 10, 1997 - Change (Re-inventing the Whack) August 3, 1997 - A Wise Ass Response to a Pointless Forward July 27, 1997 - My Guestbook July 20, 1997 - Two Years Ago July 13, 1997 - Vegetarians and Gay People July 6, 1997 - Half a Pound, Thin Please June 29, 1997 - Bingo, Styx, and Mike Tyson June 22, 1997 - Class of 1996- One Year Later June 15, 1997 - The One Hundredth Weekly Whack June 8, 1997 - Third Time is Not a Charm June 1, 1997 - In Search Of May 25, 1997 - The Few, The Proud May 18, 1997 - International Relations May 11, 1997 - Outside the Walls of Feff World, Part 2 May 4, 1997 - A Roundtable Discussion April 27, 1997 - Drink To This April 20, 1997 - The University of Feff's Course Catalog April 13, 1997 - The Decline of the Stand-Up Comedian April 6, 1997 - Looking Into the Future March 30, 1997 - Easter, and Other Cult Rituals March 23, 1997 - Spring Break in Our Nation's Capital March 16, 1997 - Fixing Our Public Schools March 9, 1997 - The Official Feff World Chain Letter March 2, 1997 - Bah, Bah, Biologically Cloned Black Sheep February 23, 1997 - May the Feff be With You February 16, 1997 - Be My Valentine February 9, 1997 - The State of the O.J. February 2, 1997 - The Roommate Contract January 26, 1997 - Big Tuna vs. The Cheeseheads January 19, 1997 - Win, Place, or Show January 12, 1997 - The Wind Chill Factor January 5, 1997 - Feff's Year in Review December 29, 1996 - Hey Dick, Drop This Ball December 22, 1996 - Home for the Holidays December 15, 1996 - Netscape for Dummies December 8, 1996 - Anatomy of an All-Nighter December 1, 1996 - Outside the Walls of Feff World November 24, 1996 - A Conversation With Marx, Shakespeare, Goldwater, and Hendrix November 17, 1996 - The Spirit of Radio November 10, 1996 - Election 96 November 3, 1996 - Damn Yankees October 27, 1996 - The Breakfast Club October 20, 1996 - The Ancient Eight October 13, 1996 - Three From the Archive - Technology, Integrity, and More Technology October 6, 1996 - We Are The World September 29, 1996 - On The Road Again September 22, 1996 - Feff: The College Years September 15, 1996 - The Roots of Feff - Part Two September 8, 1996 - Are You Ready For Some Football? September 1, 1996 - The Idiot Box August 25, 1996 - Robert DiNiro's Boxer Shorts August 18, 1996 - The San Diego Zoo August 11, 1996 - Life on Mars? (And other classic David Bowie songs) August 4, 1996 - Feff-nomenon July 28, 1996 - Going for the Gold July 21, 1996 - Certified Angus Beef July 14, 1996 - Hot Blooded July 7, 1996 - Feff's a Yankee Doodle Dandy June 30, 1996 - Weekly Whack 50!!! June 23, 1996 - Pomp, Circumstance, and Willie Shoemaker June 16, 1996 - A Good Walk Spoiled June 9, 1996 - The Roots of Feff June 2, 1996 - Cool Hand Feff May 26, 1996 - Gentlemen Start Your Engines May 19, 1996 - Valujets and Old People May 12, 1996 - Mr. Feff Goes Back to Washington May 5, 1996 - The Mystery of the Muff People April 28, 1996 - Kick Out the Jams April 21, 1996 - A Few Words About Words April 14, 1996 - In Defense of American Childhood April 7, 1996 - The Truth About Easter March 31, 1996 - April Fools March 24, 1996 - And the Envelope Please... March 17, 1996 - March Madness and Green Beer March 10, 1996 - Mr. Feff's Opus March 3, 1996 - Quantum Leap Year February 25, 1996 - Food For Thought February 18, 1996 - All's Fair in Love and War February 11, 1996 - The The Iowa Caucus- The Litmus Test for American Politics? February 4, 1996 - Groundhog Day! January 28, 1996 - The Super-Bore January 21, 1996 - Wrestling, Hockey, Michael Jackson, and the Flat Tax January 14, 1996 - War Stories From the Blizzard of 1996 January 7, 1996 - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Feff World December 31, 1995 - 1995 - The Year of Feff December 24, 1995 - Twas the Night Before Christmas December 17, 1995 - Twas the Night Before Chanukah December 10, 1995 - Snow, Saturday Night Live, and Michael Jackson December 3, 1995 - McCarthyism and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer November 26, 1995 - Happy Turkey Day November 19, 1995 - Bleacher Creatures November 12, 1995 - The Official Feff World SAT Course November 5, 1995 - Trick or Treat October 29, 1995 - An Open Letter to my High School Principal October 22, 1995 - Feff at the Bat October 15, 1995 - The Pope On Tour October 8, 1995 - Not Guilty! October 1, 1995 - I Don't Want my MTV September 24, 1995 - The Not Really Funny Pages September 17, 1995 - Confessions of a Gym Class Hero September 10, 1995 - Back to School September 3, 1995 - Tennis Anyone? August 27, 1995 - Thumbs Down to the Movies August 20, 1995 - America's Love Affair with the Mall August 13, 1995 - Mr. Feff Goes to Washington August 6, 1995 - The Problem in Somalia: All You Need is a Kazoo and a Dream July 30, 1995 - An Ode to Cliffs Notes July 23, 1995 - How to Pitch a Wiffleball