Well I probably pissed off a bunch of people already, so I think I will cut the Whack short this week. By the way, Monday the sixteenth was my birthday, so if I haven't gotten your card already you better hurry up. To conclude for this week, Old Blue Eyes has nothing on the Pope, Ticket Master has a monopoly over the concert industry, and the Pope was the best quaterback to come to Giant Stadium since Phil Simms retired.
Now for this week's special feature, Feff's top ten favorite religions:
1. Verganoism (The Church of Ed)