This week's very special feature is the top ten things that Feff is most thankful for this Thanksgiving:
10. Coach K is healthy
9. New Beavis episodes
8. Baseball season is over
7. Nobody close to me died
6. One more year, and I'm out of this stinking town
5. My rapidly developing hook shot
4. It's almost Christmas
3. Northwestern is going to the Rose Bowl
2. Joe got a car, so now he can visit us more often!!!!!
1. I'm beautiful, and chicks dig me