Now for this week's very special feature, Feff's top ten favorite units of measurement:
10. Pipe (126 gallons)
9. Skein (360 feet)
8. Puncheon (84 gallons)
7. Assay Ton (29.167 grams)
6. Firkin (56 pounds)
5. Vara (33 inches)
4. Catty (1 1/3 pounds)
3. Hogshead (63 gallons)
2. Load (1 cubic yard)
1. Butt (126 gallons)