Well that is all for this week, so to conclude, high school wrestling was thought up by feminists to strip away the manhood from generations of teenagers, Jacko is a freak-o, and the only good tax is a really high one on the importation of hockey equipment from Canada.
Now for this week's special feature, Feff's top ten Hockey penalties or terms for masturbation:
10. Charging
9. Hooking
8. Interference
7. Misconduct
6. Cross-checking
5. Slashing
4. Holding
3. High-sticking
2. Tripping
1. Icing the puck