For this week's special feature I give you the top ten things on Feff's Christmas list, since it is not too late for Feff's friends, family, or enemies to get them for him:
10. A woman
9. An acceptance letter from Princeton
8. A car that hops
7. A jump shot
6. About 5 more inches (I'm referring to my height, pervert!!)
5. More visitors to Feff World
4. A blimp (just to fly around in and stuff)
3. A three foot high afro
2. The WWF Intercontinental belt
1. Joe Hewitt's head on a platter :):):):)