For this week's special feature we have Feff's top ten New Year's resolutions:
10. No more sports betting on odd numbered days
9. Stop oppressing minorities
8. Only get Cliff Notes for books over 250 pages
7. Get down to my college weight (before I go to college)
6. Find time for God
5. Eat more greens
4. Tone down the cussing
3. Get to know people BEFORE I label them
2. A little less Beavis, a little more A&E
1. TRY A LITTLE HARDER IN GYM CLASS!!!!!