The Race For President

You decide to run as a Democrat, hoping now that you will finally find some use for that donkey-shaped jello mold that you picked up at a swap-meet last summer. However you do realize that it will be very tough running for president as a Democrat since the incumbent, President Clinton, is also a Democrat. "If only there was way to eliminate him." You wryly think to yourself.

You realize that there are only really two ways to get rid of a president; 1. impeach him, or 2. kill him. If you wanted to get him impeached, you would have to find some way to connect him to some scandal, and knowing President Clinton, you best bet would be either a real estate scandal, or a sex scandal. If you wanted to kill him, all you would have to do is call your friend Vito the Boot. He owes you a favor since you testified about his good character at his last arraignment. You put on your thinking cap, as you consider your options.

If you decide to try and get President Clinton implicated in a real estate scandal, click here

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If you decide to call Vito the Boot, and order President Clinton's assassination, click here