After you watch former Senator Dole put down a few orange sodas, you realize that now is the best opportunity to carry out you plan. You quickly head to the bathroom and hide in the first stall, squatting down on top of the toilet. Listening intently, you hear the sound of Dole entering the bathroom. Just as he begins to open the door to the first stall, you jump up and scream, "Boo!!!!!"
You glance forward and see a white-haired, heavy-set man staring at you like you are some sort of fool. It's Newt Gingrich!
"What the hell was that?" Asks a somewhat annoyed Gingrich.
"Sorry, I thought you were Bob Dole." You respond.
"I think you should get your eyes checked."
"You're probably right."
"Yeah I am. Now get out of my way, I have to take a piss."
Just as you are about to leave the bathroom, a thought comes to your mind: "Maybe Newt Gingrich can help me become president."
You quickly try and make a decision on whether to enlist the help of Speaker Gingrich in your quest for the presidency, or to simply go back out, and try and kill Bob Dole again.
 If you decide to ask Gingrich for help, 
If you decide to leave the bathroom, and try and kill Bob Dole again,
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