The Race For President
You spot Bob Dole alone by the French-onion dip, drinking a bottle of Kiwi Strawberry Snapple. You boldly walk over to him and introduce yourself. Trying to direct his attention away from his Snapple, you strike up a conversation on how professional tennis should go back to using the wooden racket. When Dole starts talking about how good Big Bill Tilden would have been with a graphite racket, you carefully take the poison vile from your back pocket and empty it into his bottle. After you make sure Dole drinks the entire contents of the glass, you end the conversation and walk away.
It is not long before Bob Dole drops to the ground in agony, and the room panics. He is quickly taken to the hospital, where he is later pronounced dead of heart failure.
Without a candidate, the Republican party enters a state of frenzy. They decide to hold an open election for the party nomination at the convention. All you have to do now is announce your candidacy. You try and think of what would be the best forum to announce to the country that are running for president. The three options you come up with are This Week with David Brinkley, Larry King Live, or The Regis and Kathie Lee Show.
If you decide to announce your candidacy on This Week with David Brinkley,
If you decide to announce your candidacy on Larry King Live,
If you decide to announce your candidacy on The Regis and Kathie Lee Show,